King of the Mountain

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King of the Mountain

Postby clueless on Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:48 pm

Basically a remake of LPW, but with more purpose.

What to do;
Take the hill! by
Using your imagination to knock the other person off of the hill
Take the hill for yourself
You can add defenses

What NOT to do;
Move the hill
Destroy the hill
Hide the hill
Use fire on water (like dont nuke someone who builds rocket defense, and etc)

EDIT: Hill is now a mountain because Dream-Weaver claims hills are for babies.

Zagura claims the hill by knocking off Dream-Weaver by starting an avalanche from nowhere by shouting "NAMNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Dream-Weaver on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:26 pm

I amass an army of polar bears to take the mountain back from Zagura...

I also set up trapdoors all around everything...

(trying to jump-start this)
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Devious_Psychopath on Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:29 pm

I push Dream-Weaver down one of his own trapdoors to claim the mountain.

I fill said trap door with cement.
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby ilvos01 on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:06 am

I make psychopath's head explode with circular logic.

I now have the mountain.

I fortify my mountain with dragons and a sphinx, who wields the riddle of Fermat's Theorem!
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Kuurion on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:54 am

I lure away the dragons with mounds of treasure to hide away in their lairs, then logically explain the sphinx's inability to exist, which dissaparates it.

I own the mountain.

I hire the Team Fortress 2 guys to set up a perimeter on my mountain (blue team, of course) and supervise from a lifeguard's chair on top.
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Dream-Weaver on Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:44 am

I storm the mountain using my handy-dandy Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device, bypassing the Blue Team, and opening a portal that sends Kuurion to the Moon.

I own the mountain...

I set up a 50 foot tall electric fence all around the bottom of the mountain

Also...

The return of Erwin the angry mountain goat
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Devious_Psychopath on Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:40 am

I return as an angry, headless (therefore unkillable) zombie. I turn Erwin the angry mountain goat into Erwin the undead, angry mountain goat. He rams the fence down and I charge up the mountain to feast on Dream-weaver's delicious brains.

I own the mountain.

I place a lava moat around the mountain.
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Devious_Psychopath on Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:08 pm

I get bored and leave the mountain.

Mountain is up for grabs
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby ilvos01 on Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:36 pm

I take the mountain

ilvos01 has the mountain!

I fortify my mountain with Estranged Buddhists. They are enlightened yet use their understanding for evil! (that means superpowers)
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Re: King of the Mountain

Postby Dream-Weaver on Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:22 pm

I train for decades in the ways of Buddhism, shutting myself off from all earthly desires, until finally obtaining nirvana.

I infiltrate ilvos01's forces, becoming a gaurd of the mountain, eventually earning his trust and am appointed his personal bodygaurd.

I wait for the proper moment ot strike, and summon the power of Yama (Hindu god of death) to kill him in his sleep.

I now own the mountain...

I build a virtually-impregnable palace/fortress upon the moutains peak, and build mining villages all around the base.

Using the wealth obtained through the mines, I purchase military-grade defenses, with automated turrets, rocket sentries, and state-of-the-art anti-air defenses

I enlist an army, 5000 large, of the gratest mercenaries in the world, and station them to defend me with their life...

I also bring in 12 of the worlds greatest druids to turn the forests around the base of the mountain into an army of treants, to defend the villiges, and by extension the mountain, from any intruders

I set up a magnetic feild around the mountain, sheilding it from radar detection...

And of course, the coup de grâce, Erwin the angry mountain goat and his son Erwin the angry mountain goat Jr.


This thread Shall! Not! Die!
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